VENDREDI 4 AVRIL 2008 coin du rire Secret of a happy married life by a man…
Once X asked Y, What is the secret behind your happy married life?
Y said, You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.
X asked, Can you explain?
Y said, In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions.
Still not convinced, X asked Y Give me some examples?
Y said, Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it.
X asked, Then what is your role?
Y said, My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these.Some Definitions:
Law: A unique fishing net where small fishes are caught and big ones escape.Diplomacy: It is the art of saying 'nice little doggie' until you are able to pick up a stone!
Au Crocodile Park
Institutrice: À quel point aimez-vous les bêtes sauvages tels les crocodiles?
Élève: Ah Madamme, je dois avouer que je les aime bien mais sous forme de…porte-monnaie ou sac à main!Vœux…
Une fée dit à un couple marié :
- Pour avoir été un couple si exemplaire depuis 25 ans, je vous accorde à chacun un vœu.
La femme dit alors:
- Je voudrais faire le tour du monde avec mon mari adoré.
La fée agite sa baguette magique, et abracadabra, des billets d'avion apparaissent dans la main de la femme.
Maintenant c'est au tour du mari:
- euh... c'est un instant très romantique, mais une opportunité comme celle-là n'arrive qu'une fois dans la vie.
Alors je suis désolé ma chérie, mais j'aimerais avoir une femme 30 ans plus jeune que moi.
La femme est terriblement déçue, mais un vœu est un vœu.
La fée fait un cercle avec sa baguette magique... abracadabra ! Soudain le mari a 90 ans !
Les hommes sont peut-être des salauds, mais les fées sont des femmes !!!Renversant
Un homme vient de se faire renverser par une voiture.
Le conducteur sort de l'auto et dit:
- Vous êtes bien chanceux on est juste devant le bureau d'un médecin.
- Oui ! sauf que le médecin c'est moi !Pendant un cours de français, la maîtresse demande à Toto de conjuguer le verbe chanter :
- Si tu chantes, tu dis quoi ?
Toto :
- Je chante.
La maîtresse :
- Très bien et si c'est ton papa tu dis quoi ?
Toto :
- Arrêteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter.
Mother : She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced: Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant.
The mother gasped: That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men.
She turned to the girl: You don't, do you, dear?
Girl: No, mummy. Why, you know that I have never done so much as kissed a man!
The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window staring out.
He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask: Doctor, is there something wrong out there?
Doctor: No, Madam. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up.