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Boy : "Let's Play. I'm an explorer and you are the world ! Your head is the North Pole& your feet are the South Pole."
Girl : "Ok, but keep away from the Equator !"Customer : I have a huge problem. a friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time i move the mouse, it disappears.
Une femme va chez le dentiste.
- Ouvrez la bouche, madame !
- Oh merci beaucoup, dentiste !
- Pourquoi me remerciez-vous donc ?
- Parce que, d'habitude, tout le monde me demande de la fermer !What is life insurance ?
- A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich !!Un mois avant le mariage, il parle, elle écoute.
Un mois après le mariage, elle parle, il écoute.
Dix ans après le mariage, ils parlent en même temps et les voisins écoutent.C'est un mec qui dit :
- Je me suis marié deux fois, deux échecs !!! La première s'est barrée, la seconde est restée.Le mariage vous enseigne la loyauté, la patience, la persévérance, l'humilité, l'épargne et beaucoup d'autres choses, dont vous n'avez aucun besoin si vous restez célibataire.
À un cocktail, deux copines discutent :
- Dis donc, ton alliance n'est pas sur le bon doigt.
- Oui, c'est parce que je n'ai pas le bon mari.Need a license !
A young couple of fellers was fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush jumped the Game Warden ! Immediately, one of the boy threw his rod down and started running through the woods and hot on his heels came the Game Warden. After about a half mile, the fella stopped over with his hands on his thigh to allow the Warden to catch up with him.
"Lets see your fishing license, boy !" the Warden gasped.
With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son", said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks ! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license."
"Yes Sir", replied the young feller "But my friend back there, well, he doesn't have one !"You won't go to jail
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him : "Don't worry ! You'll never have to go to jail with all that money." And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.Au moment le plus périlleux de leur numéro d'acrobatie, un trapéziste crie à un autre qu'il doit rattraper dans le vide.
- Je sais que tu couches avec ma femme. Allez, saute maintenant !The man accused of stealing an overcoat was having his day in court.
"Stole a coat, did you ?, asked the judge. You were before me three years ago for the same crime."
"Your honour, replied the man, how long do you expect a second hand coat to last ?"