VENDREDI 21 SEPTEMBRE 2007 coin du rire Contacts
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know ! You're getting a ticket !"
Police test Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car ?" asked the officer.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh yeah ?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now !"Bis…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle. The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.
He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."Blondinette
One day a redhead, a brunette and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1 000 steps and, on every step, He was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before God told his joke. God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet." The blonde said, "I know I just now understood the first one !!!"
L'après-combat
Juste avant le combat, Billy Tiger, un bon attaquant, est plutôt nerveux. Assis dans son coin, il manifeste une certaine inquiétude. Enfin, il demande à son manager :
- Ma loge est loin du ring ?
- T'en fais pas, Billy ; pour revenir, on te portera…Bishop
- How did you become a bishop ? a young boy asked a visiting bishop.
- Well, replied the bishop, you have to be exceptionally good at preaching, teaching and organising. Why the question ?
- Dad says he doesn't know how on earth you became a bishop.Pen… cils
The first American astronauts met with a big problem in space when they tried to write down their notes. Due to the zero gravity effect, the ink in their pens would flow up, making it impossible to write. NASA summoned their best scientists and they came up with a microprocessor-controlled pen which incorporated a tiny hydraulic pump to push the ink down to the tip of the pen. The Russian cosmonauts, faced with the same problem, decided to use a… pencil.