VENDREDI 6 JUILLET 2007 coin du rire
A man visiting a cemetery heard a second man who was kneeling at a nearby grave crying-out loudly, "Why did you have to die ?!!? Why did you have to die ?!!? ".
The first man was so moved by the other man's obvious pain, that he walked over and lightly placed a comforting hand on the distraught man's shoulder and asked him, "Is this your wife ? ".
"No", replied the weeping man, "Her first husband ! "
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ? Please come over, I need help urgently ! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't even start it. Her boyfriend asks : What is it supposed to be when it's finished ??
The blonde replies : According to the picture on the box, it ? s a big chicken. ? Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. Turning to his girlfriend he says, ? First of all, no matter what we do, we ? re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken ?
He takes her hand and says : Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then, he sighs, let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box ??Two blondes meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens. "
"Chickens, eh ? " says one of the blonde. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one ? "
"Heck, " says the blonde with the bag, "if you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em. "
The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five ? "A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him. "
"Now, now, " her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding. "
"No, mother, " you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price ! "
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate ! " says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars. "
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket. "
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for ? "
"Well mother, when I went to prepare it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state, ' so I flew to Alaska ! "Teacher : Jean, why are you doing your math sums on the floor ?
Jean : You told me to do it without using tables !Teacher : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects ?
Jean : Don't bite any.MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see ?
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars. "
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you ? "
The MBA ponders for a minute : Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you ?
" The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks :
"Practically... it tells me that someone has stolen our tent