VENDREDI 11 MAI 2007 coin du rire Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,
"Are you a little girl or a little boy ? "
"I don't know, " replied the other baby giggling.
"What do you mean, you don't know ? " said the first baby.
"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference, " was the reply.
"Well, I do, " said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out. "
He carefully manoeuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.
After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.
"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy, " he said proudly.
"You're ever so clever, " cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell ? "
"It's quite easy really, " replied the baby boy, "You've got pink socks and I've got blue ones. "
Shame on you, what were you thinking ?
The magician was at his best, cutting a woman in two with a saw. The audience was impressed. A man went up to him and enquired :
- When did you learn this trick ? ".
- When I was a child ".
- Are there any more children in your family ? ".
- Yes, I have several half-sisters ".Because she hadn't heard anything from her for a few days, a woman is worried about a widow, who lives in the apartment next door. So she tells her son, " go next door and see how Old Mrs Dermont is ".
" Well, is she all right ? ", the mother asks when the boy returns.
" She's fine, but she's annoyed with you ", he says.
" At me ? Why ? ".
" Well ", says her son, " Mrs Dermont told me it's none of your business how old she is ".
Two men stood on the lonely lighthouse. Through the fog, they could see a small boat making its way toward them, with a lonely occupant. Suddenly a squale lifted the craft and tossed the man into the water. The two men on shore sprang into action. Hurriedly, they launched their own craft and fought their way through perilous waters to reach the man. At last, they got him aboard their boat.
" It's a good thing you rescued me ", said the man.
" I was coming out to see you about your income tax ! ".Abraham a installé devant son magasin une grande pancarte :
" Ici, 20% de remise. "
Alors, Jacob, qui tient un magasin presque à côté, accroche une pancarte un peu plus grande ou il a écrit :
" Ici, 30% de remise. "
Et puis, arrive Samuel, qui est propriétaire du magasin situé entre les deux autres. Il voit les deux pancartes et il se dit Impossible de descendre plus bas. Alors, il met une grande banderole au-dessus de sa porte :
" Entrée principale. "C'est une fraise qui parle à une crotte et lui dit :
"Tu n'es pas belle, tu pues, tu as une sale couleur.... alors que moi je sens bon, j'ai une très jolie couleur... "
Arrive le jardinier qui prend la fraise pour la manger.... La crotte regarde la fraise et lui dit : "A tout à l'heure... "